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A lawyer married a woman...
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.
' 'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times?'
'Well, Husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband#10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.... God! I miss him!!!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!'
'Good,' said the lawyer, 'but, why?'
'Duh! You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!'
wow!! Good one Cam, that was some funny shit!!!
Haha, that one is awesome!!! I even had to laugh before it ended!!!
wow, i love it!
*snorfle-giggle* Hehe, loved number 10 especially.
i love it too! haha
I want to know where husband number nine lives !!
Agreed, number 10, that's the way to go, at least out of those options. rofl Seriously funny shit. Hmmm. Do you think that if I sent this to all of the really old, really proody, that is to say, more so than me, really by-the-book church ladies in my mom's email address list, that they would all drop dead, or just suffer major coranary events?
lmfao lmfao lmfao
Don't you feel so sorry for that poor woman? I sure do. lol
heather u feel sorry for her you can't even talk about what a 69 is
Ah sixty nine. One of the most fun and interesting sexual positions for oral sex. It's really great when you can make each other cum at the same time!
lol that was so funny ha ha ha ha ha ha